#dogshaming
You see, there I was in the kitchen, prepping dinner EARLY for once, when Maddie sniffs out that there's food potentially available for consumption on the counter. This gets her so worked up she proceeds to throw her ahem...large...self into my side. Unfortunately for me, I was chopping vegetables and down goes the knife, slicing off the top of my left thumb.
Thank goodness for doctors who know what the hell they're doing...that's all I have to say about that. Anyone who can re-attach the tip of a finger is a winner in my book.
In the meantime, the gracious doctor gave me a "finger condom" that I get to wear for a week. If that wasn't enough, she proceeds to show me exercises that ensure I "maintain feeling in my tip". Is anyone else a prepubescent teen and laughing their asses off like I am?
Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, what CAN you laugh at?
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minus the injury aspect - when I saw your picture on IG I was really wondering why the heck you'd be wearing a condom on your finger. it all makes sense now :)
Oh. My. Goodnes. This is hysterical haha. Minus the whole missing fingertip thing...
ReplyDeleteoh no! that sucks. and made me laugh too. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha this did make me laugh. Although what a bummer for you! :( At least your dog is interested in healthy food...? Feel better soon!
ReplyDeletehahah hilarious. I love the wording used here. Bummer you chopped your finger! i would have fainted probably. I hope it heals well!
ReplyDeleteThis is a HILARIOUS post!!! Finger rubber and all :)
ReplyDeleteLol, so funny! At beauty school today we were learning about lightening the hair and my teacher kept mentioning that the color must "slightly penetrate" into the hair follicle. There were a few of us that got a kick out of it. Glad to know you probably would have too!
ReplyDeleteoh my god!!!! i am so sorry. that looks like it hurts! that's awful!
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard at the finger condom... and the dogshaming pic for that matter. Hope your finger feels better!
ReplyDeleteOuch! Funny post! Hope your thumb heals quickly!
ReplyDeleteI love dog shaming, but owie on the finger!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! The restaurant that I worked out when I was younger had finger condoms in the First Aid box. We use to take them out and chase eachother around with them. Haha you brought back wonderful, funny memories - I am sorry they came with the cut of your finger though! Work those exercises and keep us updated!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh!! Glad they cam fix it!!
ReplyDeleteI still say bedazzle it
ReplyDeleteI second Sarah's idea.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm dying laughing at the doctor's instructions, but I'm so sad that you chopped off part of your finger! OUCH!!!
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